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Saturday, November 08, 2008

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:11:50 GMT

YES!!!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:24:12 GMT

i want to see.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:27:00 GMT

Even if you don't like Bill Maher, the last new rule is totally awesome.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:21:28 GMT

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washingtonchemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it
with ! colleagu es, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in
the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

Monday, September 15, 2008

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:20:24 GMT

priceless. just priceless.

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:10:30 GMT

Hahahahaha. Why do I find this so funny?

on another note: Tiff, just read your last entry. I think you need a career change. Like becoming a teacher.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Mon, 19 May 2008 00:19:41 GMT

Saw 3 movies in the past 3 weeks.

Funnier than I had expected. Not as much nudity as I expected, however, it was pretty much all MALE nudity, so that was quite surprising.

White people, stop writing kung fu movies. You're RUINING them. Jet Li, you're still awesome and I love you anyway.

SO FREAKING COOL. Robert Downey Jr, you rock. And are still hot as ever.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:42:21 GMT

Went for a road trip to Cleveland last weekend. What a weird city! It's very sparse, and the weekend is definitely not a time to visit - there's almost nothing to do, and on Sundays, the city practically closes down. No shops, no restaurants, nothing to look at. However, there are a ton of bridges and highways with NO TRAFFIC. The areas are split up very strangely. There are 3 stadiums that are within 10 blocks of each other, and that's pretty much all of the downtown area. It's the same area where the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Great Lakes Science Center are. We wanted to take a look at the Museum of Art because it's supposedly one of the best in the country, but it's closed due to construction. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is pretty cool. Expensive to get into! $22 per person! But there's a lot to look at and the shop is pretty cool to browse through as well. I bought a bunch of pins and a tshirt of Sesame Street characters playing in a band and it says "School of Rock". Very me. We also checked out the Westside Market, which is I guess is the equivalent of our Farmer's Market. But this is indoors and much larger. They have an entire section devoted to produce, and the other section has tons of butchers and bakeries. I'm guessing there's a large Eastern European population. It would be nice to have something like that in Brooklyn. However, the COOLEST thing in Cleveland, was this place - http://www.howlatthemoon.com/. We desperately need one of these places here! I would SOOOO work here! It's a dueling piano bar! It's the coolest freakin thing ever! It was so much fun. The guys that were performing were definitely working up a sweat and it looks like incredibly hard work, but I am so willing to do that sort of thing. I never wanted to be a big time performer but THIS is for me. I will dream of this for years to come. It would be the main reason for me to go back to Cleveland.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:49:22 GMT

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:27:42 GMT