well im wearing the magical mystery tour pants today
aka the bootyliscious pants
these pants make men pant like a dog
hehehe
i share them with muh super power friend
willow aka willow tree
and sara aka earth child lol
so plz let me tell u of the story of the traveling pantelones (lol thats sposed to be espanol (spanish)
now when ever me or willow tree wears these pants we instantly travel back to the past, the year 1969 to be exact, this was a time of peace and harmony in a magical place called woodstock. Here many peopl from all the land came and joined us in a time of peace love and rock n' roll. Now if you have ever witnessed myself or willow tree wear the pants (magical mystery tour pants) they have a mysterious writing on them they have bands from the 60's that were around during the time of woodstock and bands from the future (the 70's) me (earth child) and her (willow tree) after a long incredibel acid trip saw the future of rock n' roll we saw what the 70's would bring us (rock n' roll wise) and we saw the some would no longer be with us the bands that would no longer be with us were The Beatles God bless them and The Doors (may Jim rest in peace we love you amen) and when we heard of this terrible news we were shocked, appalled that such great influential bands would no longer be able to help us rock but then out of the darkness came a man a man who would change the face of rock n' roll his name was Jimmy Page his band The Yardbirds but then there was a terrible fate for The Yardbirds and out of the ashes sprange Jimmy Page and he met Robert Plant and together They formed The Greatest Band (in muh opinion willow tree would say the Beatles)
LED ZEPPELIN
yes and when we saw this profisee we said we tell everyone of our tale so we went to woodstock wearign the Magical Mystery Tour Pants and they said Earthchild Willow Tree these pants are mysterious they muh hold some magical powers
and they do whenever me or willow tree wears them our super powers are instantly inhanced
WillowTree has super sonic fast speed powers
and i EarthChild have super sonic mind-reading powers
and yes my friends this is the story of The Magical Mystery Tour Pants
Thank You and GoodNite
R.I.P
-Jimi Hendrix
-Jim Morrison
-Janis Joplin
-John Lennon
-Ringo Starr
and
-Elvis Presly
he started it all
sara |