zero2jesse's Xanga

Monday, March 12, 2007

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 19:10:29 GMT

The rules: list the first five things you think of for the given words. When you are done, tag the first five people you think of. If you are tagged, make sure to state the rules before the quiz.

Celebrity:
1) matt damon
2) kelly ripa
3) movies
4) k-fed
5) hollywood

Happy:
1)smiley faces
2) arcade fire
3) jonathan
4) ferris wheels
5) spiny hats

Amazing:
1) heaven
2) me
3) shiny toy guns
4) the postal service
5) synthisizers

Political:
1) debate
2) arnold swarzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhineigger
3) war
4) congress
5) 3% body fat

Food:
1) noodles
2) rubios
3) salmon
4) cheese
5) bread

People to tag
10noone

Monday, January 29, 2007

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:43:58 GMT

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:02:21 GMT

since i never actually have anything interesting to say on xanga, ill just give you a photo update.
(my good looks and photographic genius far outway anything interesting i could say)

IMA GIT J00

DONT ASK

NUFF SAID

YEP

THIS IS WHAT IM LOOKIN AT

Monday, December 11, 2006

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:33:49 GMT

harshar

higuys

im busy as ever. fosho

Daniela anderson are good at making stories

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:20:07 GMT

Once upon a time, there was a great ninja warrior called Jesse. Jesse believed in 3 things: the way of the ninja, hardcore, and good hugs. One day, Jesse was flying about town, making sure things were as they ought to be. All of a sudden, a scream pierced the air. Jesse followed the cries over a wall, and came across a girl chained to a pair of headphones.

"What-are-up-with-you?" Jesse asked, hanging upside down from a tree branch.

The girl clawed at the cans over her ears. "It's folk!!" she exclaimed, horror etched across her face. "Jesse-san, it's not hardcore!!"

Jesse frowned sympathetically through his ninja garb. "Yeah," he said, "pretty much lame. I'd be screaming too."

There was an awkward moment of silence, and he could hear acoustic guitar plucking from the headphones.

"Can you just help me get ou of these? The lack of hardcore is slowly killing me," the girl explained.

Jesse paused in thought, and then said: "Right. Probably. Do I get something for doing it?"

The girl frowned. "Um, I guess? My eternal gratitude, at least."

"Alright," he said agreeably, and unsheathed his ninja sword. With one swift swoop, he sliced the chains away.

She pried the earphones off her head, and gave him a grateful smile. "Thanks, Jesse-san! You're the greatest ninja of all time!"

Jesse nodded. "Yeah, pretty much," he said. "Be more careful next time," he added.

She nodded enthusiastically.

"I'll be needing a hug now," he informed her.

She looked at him warily, and then awkwardly shuffled over and gave him an uncomfortable side-hug.

"Umm," he said, as she released him. "That was definitely the worst hug ever. I don't even know if I'm able to call it a hug."

She scowled. "I hardly know you," she pointed out. "You're a strange ninja."

"Who saved your life from folk hell!" he exclaimed, eyes glaring.

"Whatever," she snapped.

"Whatever? Hosebeast." he muttered.

"Fine! I'll give you a full hug!" she said, exasperatedly holding her arms out to him.

"No!" Jesse said, backflipping out of the way and onto a nearby unicorn. "Now I don't want one. I'm going to ride off into the sunset with this ninja unicorn, now, and you can't come. I have half a mind to throw you into a dungeon with John Mayer."

"Not Adult Alternative!" she screeched.

"Yeah," said Jesse. "Pretty much." And he rode off into the sunset on his ninja unicorn, peace and hardcore once again restored to the land.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:44:20 GMT

id really like it if you all listen to this.
it would mean so much to me.

MACHINA

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 00:03:29 GMT

since i forgot my camera when i went to the conference. i drew my own pictures.

enjoy

w00t

uh oh

Tue, 20 Jun 2006 19:02:24 GMT

the TRUTH about preston and jono

...

rivers ofblood

Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:37:14 GMT

4 movies I can watch over and over again:
- the matrix
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4 places I have lived:
- montreal quebec
- california
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4 places I have gone on vacation:
- canada
- singapore
- big bear
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4 favorite dishes:
- carni asada fries
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4 things I do daily:
-school
- look at myself in the mirror
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4 places I would rather be right now:

- somewhere with YOU
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i tag mitchell and chelsea

heres something for you guys to chew on. dont go crazy though

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Sun, 04 Jun 2006 20:32:17 GMT

we're making heavy metal music l: