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Kelly, age 9 |
This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your sh** and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their sh** outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
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| sorry for the colorful language on the last post and on 2 future posting it seems i can't edit them out or i would have but if i can i will |
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| The movie "Signs" in four easy steps:
http://maddox.xmission.com/signs.html
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| a man is walking along the beach when he hears a woman crying, he stops and asks what was the matter. she says,"i am 21 years old, have no arms and no legs, and have never been kissed." so he leans down and gently kisses her on the check and walks off. a little later he hears her crying again and asks what is the matter she says,"i am 21 years old, i have no arms or legs and have never been screwed before", so he leans down and picks her up and throws her in the water and says," now your screwed." |
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| Fairly odd parents-
=From the episode "Spaced Out"=-
Wanda: We have good news and bad news.
King of Yugopotamia: What's the good news?
Cosmo: I named my nickel Phillip!
King of Yugopotamia: Then what's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a GIRL nickel!
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