William Henry :) So, who wants to see a story with pictures? Everyone, right? RIGHT!  Will was born, and he was a sweet, happy baby. He looked cute too.  After two days, Will grew even cuter and sweeter, and there was much rejoicing.  Just before coming home from the hospital, Will thought to himself, "Being born is tiring."  Sadly, Will was jaundiced, and the mean pediatrician sent his mommy and daddy home with this suitcase thing. He was ordered to "bake" in it for forty-five minutes out of every hour, and there was much sadness. Will's Aunt Lindley called the device a "midget tanning bed," and because Will's family was very unique, they laughed alot.  But there was much sadness again when Will was placed in the "midget tanning bed." The silly eye cover that he had to wear upset him and his family, and he was cold because he could only wear a diaper. He cried at first, but because he was such a pleasant baby, he calmed down quickly.  When Will thought he could no longer stand the torture device, his big brother Jack was there to comfort him, and everyone exclaimed over Jack's comforting skillz. (even though Will doesn't look particularly comforted here, I'm sure he was eventually.  )  Finally, Will was better, and he could relax on the couch and wear clothes. He reached a new level of sweetness, and his mommy and the rest of the family became much less stressed.  Jack was happy too (and quite possessive, by the looks of it).  Aaaand Jack got new "baseball man" pajamas. The End | 
