The Devil's Tool Sale

It was advertised that the devil was going to put his tools up for sale. On the date of the sale, the tools were placed for public inspection; each tool being marked with its sale price.
They were a treacherous lot of implements ...

Hatred, Envy, Jealousy,
Deceit, Lying, Pride,
And so on....

Laid apart from the rest was a harmless looking tool, it was well worn and priced very high.  "What is the name of this tool?" asked one of the shoppers, pointing to it.

"That is

Discouragement

replied the devil.

"Why have you priced it so high?"

"Because it is more useful to me than the others.? I can pry open and get inside a man's heart with that, when I cannot get near him with my other tools. Once I get inside, I can make him do what I choose. It is badly worn because I use it on almost everyone, since very few people know that it belongs to me."

We are always out looking for a bargain, shopping all the sales that come along. Enticed into buying little needed or not needed items, because of the lower price. One point we should always remember.

Just because we can buy it..
Does not mean we should buy it.
The Lord tells us not to be Discouraged:

He gives strength to the weary,
And to him who lacks might He increases power.

Though youths grow weary and tired,
And vigorous young men stumble badly,
Yet those who wait for the Lord
Will gain new strength;

They will mount up with wings like eagles,
They will run and not get tired,
They will walk and not become weary.

Isaiah 40: 29 -31

"Send Me An Angel"

Wanted-  Easygoing , relaxed, loving type to care for infant. Should enjoy rocking, cuddling, be able to sit patiently for 20-minute feedings every three or four hours. Must be a light sleeper, early riser. No degree necessary.

Job description changes at the 18 month period.

Must be an athlete in top condition to watch over tireless toddler. Needs quick reflexes, boundless energy, infinite patience. ESP helpful.
Must be able to drive, cook, phone, work despite constant distractions. Would consider pediatric nurse with Olympic background.

More advancement at another 18 months.

At this point must be expert in early childhood education, to provide stimulating, loving creative individualized learning environment. Should at this time be experienced in art, music, and recreation. Two hours off five days a week when nursery school is in session.

Job stability improves somewhat when the child is between 6 and 12. If you have made it this far you will find it much easier to cope now.

Must be an expert in play at this stage. Willing to be a room mother, block mother, and public relations skills needed for dealing with teachers, PTA officers and other parents. Must like mud, insect collecting, pets and the neighbor's kids.

Job description changes again at the age of 13 or 14, must be ready for new challenges.

At this point must move up to adolescent psychology, with experience in large quantity cooking. Tolerance is a must ! Danger of hearing loss due to this stage, must provide own earplugs.

At 18 years, you have ample time now to take on another job. You will be needed to supply money, clothes, music, and wheels for the college student. Your advise is no longer needed.

For all those mothers out there who have gone the distance,
And all those who are still in the race,
We commend you!!!

Happy Mothers Day.