stuff I saw on some other ppls sights that I liked

aturday, November 01, 2008

• Urban Dictionary Survey

  This is just about one of the funniest surveys I've seen.  I got it off of this person's site, so thanks to him.  (And for you myspace friends out there, you should really go to that guy's site and read his answers.  Funny stuff.)  Here are the answers I came up with.

  First, how it works.  Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.  Now, on the questions:

  
  
  1) Your name?          Zivi

  not defined yet
  

  
  2) Your Age?     15
  

  	Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious. Jake went out with a total 15 last night he found out this morning when the cops showed up .

  3) One of your friends' names?   Amanda
  

  Amanda does NOT mean "A man DUH" it is a name which means
  "Love" in the definations of name books.

  Hi my name is Amanda yourself?

   

  
  4) What should you be doing?   sleeping (i liked the 1st 2 so im using them both)
  

  
  

  	1. To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in. GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping. Those were sleeping noises grandma.  2. a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus i was sleeping when i heard a large crash

  (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

• 5) Favorite color?    black

  1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
  
  2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

  1. I own a black car.
  
  2. A black person stole my car. (oh jesus)
  

  6) Birthplace?   knoxville
  

  Knoxville is a kick-ass city in Tennessee. Most think that everyone in Tennessee and is a typical hic, redneck, or Whatever you want to call it, but Knoxville is the oppisite. The majority are educated. For one The university of Tennessee located here is ranked in the top 40 of public universities. The Neyland Football Statium is the largest Stadium in the south and the third-largest in the nation. The land is gorgeous. There are beatiful southern girls here and sexy boys who love to have fun and be themselves. Ktown is the best place ever if you know how to have fun and are not stuck up. Great people come out of knoxville like Johny Knoxville. Besides, Gatlinburg(most fun place ever)is only 30 mins-1hour away with snowboarding and everything while it is warm always in Knoxville plus many other great things like the old city. Basically I love it. It rocks. End of Story.

  Knoxville, Tennessee is kick-ass.

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  7) Month of your birthday?  December
  

  The month in which the hottest women are born.

  That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

  8) Last person you talked to?   javier
  

  	the best man you will ever meet. nice and attractive. tall and handsome. the greatest sex you will ever have. usually a Mexican devoted to work. "oh. what a javier."

  9) What did you last eat?   cake
  

  kilo of cocaine.

  "did you cut that cake"

  
  10) Your sibling's name?    Josh/Richard

•  josh -
  

  A common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like.

  My boyfriend is such a Josh.
• Richard -
  

  	a very common male name. many sexy guys are named Richard and FYI they don't like being called Dick. "What's your name?" "Richard"

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