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Name: michael
Country: United States
State: Pennsylvania
Birthday: 8/5/1981
Gender: Male


Interests: punchin' babies, distributing at home abortion kits, loving things i hate, throwing feces, tickling, punchin' baby animals, killin things that are weaker than me, .... wait did i say tickling?
Expertise: i guess my favorite area would be drawing, then sculpting and bassing and sleeping.
Occupation: Legal
Industry: Art


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Member Since: 7/27/2003

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

holy shit this thing still exists....

so who the fuck names their kid so their initials are K.K.K.


Monday, August 15, 2005

i have a burn on my arm.
there is a blister.
it is an "S".


Thursday, August 11, 2005

Matthew McGrory R.I.P.


Sunday, July 24, 2005

dude was seriously sitting in the chair at the hair barn bad mouthing "them outta touch assholes" with mullets when he himself had a fucking rat tail? like he was some kinda hip with the kids fashion knowing twat....... i have to cry my ass to death.


Tuesday, June 28, 2005

so i'm walking up the road just in front of my house and i see these kids on the far side near the grass and they're all making some kind of commotion and i see that they're hastling a lime green baboon with some sticks and i'm like "hey, you kids.... leave that monkey alone" and then some old lady shows up and she's like "will that thing hurt them we should call animal control" so i get the kids to leave the damn baboon alone and get everybody in my house so we can call the animal control but the only phone books i can find are either out of date or for some other county.... so i gave up and the baboon wandered away. i hope it finds it's lime green mom.
ugh ... i farted and it smells like burning balloons.... i have to leave my computer.



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