Currently Listening Commit This to Memory By Motion City Soundtrack see related

I'm sick, and here are my symptoms: urges to egg those 13 yr old Asian wannabe gangsters on Halloween, foosball and wc3 addict, always being loud with everyone staring at us in restaurants, insatiable thirst for buying board games to play, unable to mature, partyin with Rosena & friends (always a good time), Laguna Beach: The Real OC (that one's embarrassing), still going off the exit 9A ramp at 90mph, and still going to concerts where the demographic is 45% emo kids with their damn long black hair covering their eyes, 25% fake punk kids that don’t even know the Suicide Machines, 15% teenie bopper girls who know the bands from MTV or Z100, 9% parents, and 1% weird Asian kid with spiked up gelled hair beats up all the kids in the mosh pit. Guess where I stand in that breakdown. Side note... I bet anyone Asian reading this added up the percentages to make sure they came out to 100%. You know who you are.

Is there a cure for this sickness?? If there is, please...DON'T TELL ME! I'm pretty happy with everything so far and I really don't want to change into the people that I work with. Oh yea, my job. Refer to "Office Space" for a comprehensive description of my job as a member operations specialist, specializing in Transaction Reply Records Reports (TRR Reports, not TPS reports).  These people actually LIKE this stuff.  My job sucks…but it’s not the worst job (click bitches).  I’m only working here for a year, then most likely off to med school for me. 

Another side job I do is on weekends, I teach swimming.  I don't want to get fat like all the people here at the office.  If you're fat, but slightly built, it's ok, it's America, but the people here are just gargantuan butterball blobs of cellulite.  Seriously though, if i was the CEO of this company,  I wouldn't allow fat people to work for me due to several reasons.  First of all, fat people are fire hazards.  They take up all the space in hallways and cause traffic, slowing down overall traffic and company efficiency.  It's not like people can go around them because a) they are fat, b)they waddle from side to side, taking up even more space, and c) the risk of touching the fat person by accident, and having them go "ohhh NOOOOO u didn't just feel on my bootylicious booty".  Eww, who the hell wants to touch your ass?  Another reason why I wouldn't hire fat people is their ruinous expenditure of company resources.  In simpler words, fat people break chairs.  Finally, fat people are very painful on the eyes.  I hate it when i accidently look at a fat person's ass, or their muffin top.  I make this ugghh (vomit) face and totally lose focus on work for like 10 minutes trying to get the images out of my head.  10 minutes of wasted work time for each accidental glimpse of fat...if it happens to 48 people a day, which I'm sure it does, thats 8 hours of wasted work.  If they weren't hired, the company would still break even in salary to work ratio.  I have no problem with fat people, this is just a proposal to increase corporate efficiency.

By this point of the entry, you should all think Alex is crazy.  If so, my job is complete.  And to end it all off, I will feed you xanga whores what you've all came for, pictures.  Here are some funny pictures I've found while wasting time at work, I always LOL so people here think i'm crazy too, muahaha!  Enjoy....

Hey everyone, wat's up?  I't s 5:39AM and what better thing to do than to write a xanga entry!!!  I know it's been forever since my last entry, but if you know economics, then you know that the lower the supply, the higher the demand. 

I can't sleep, one more week until I go to Key West, Florida, my last spring break, and even crazier, my last year at Skidmore College.What an insane 4 years it has been here, I'm really gonna miss this place.  I'm heading to either graduate school or pharmacy school next year, either way, more school.  I am way too immature to start the real world...as you will see in the pictures below.

  I'm about to rock you people with a lot of pictures, are you ready???

Ahhhhh, London, exactly one year ago I was spending a semester abroad there.  Damn, thats crazy shit, it only seemed like yesterday i was eaten those nasty fish and chips and fakin my british accent to try and blend in (but to no avail).  Here's the famous landmark of London....the LONDON EYE.  Now that I think about it, it's really sad that a ferris wheel represents London so much.  Sure, there are all those museums, and historical sites, but everyone goes to ride the ferris wheel nowadays!  Sad...

Here's me on the tippy top of the London Eye, keepin' real gangsta of course.

The view's kinda chill actually.  How worldly are you...how many of those buildings down there can you name?

My bro came to visit me in London right before he started his internship in Florida.  Time flies doesn't it.  Now he's back in NYC workin as a landscape architect, congrats on the new job!

My mom of course, HAD to come cook me some food.  After all, I did lose 35 pounds while i was in London because I didn't eat anything.  Thank you mom for feeding me all my life.  Now...gotta find a wife that can feed me, hmmmm.

What's a picture set of London without the Changing Of The Guard in front of Buckingham Palace.  This happens every other day, unless it rains.  Since it rains everyaday in London, this rarely happens.  Look at those silly brits!

Gotta rep the chinese in me...but not that much.  I'm in chinatown in London, but the food is so damn expensive, and BAD!  A cha seew fon is $10 (or 5 pounds), instead of the usual $3.50 from 8th ave.  Rape!

Here's the Tower Bridge of London, the colors are pretty gay, yes, i agree.

Enjoying an ice cream cone with my friend Adrienne on the Tower Bridge.  Now, we're OFF to Paris, France...

Psssssh, The Arc De TriUMpH!  Same one can be seen at the entrance of prospect park in Brooklyn.

Louvre Museum, and inside...

ChiLLiN with my girl, Mona Lisa

Easyjet, the ONLY way to get around europe.  I got a flight to Amsterdam for $6!!!!  Craziness...

The streets of Amsterdam are all canals.  Quick fact, 1 car falls into these canals daily!

Met up with Eugene at Amsterdam, check out this tiny -ass car!

Amsterdam, full of sex shops, coffee shops, and drugs, kinda scary!  Not to mention the red-light district, u'll have to visit to see that for yourself, no pictures!

Hemp Museum in Amsterdam, so much weed!

I met this guy at my hostel, Dwayne.  He's serving in the US Navy, I don't know what the hell he was doin in Amsterdam, but he says he was "on duty".  Here, he stands in front of a vending machine which vends marijuana, papers, and things of that sort.

Gotta go to the Heineken Brewery when in Amsterdam, u get a Heineken glass and case, 6 beers, an awesome tour, all for like 5 Euros!

Ok, back to reality, Skidmore College!  Here are all my housemate, minus the whitie people that i live with.  I think this was a party in Boston. 

Here's my boy Nick and I, about to go on a midnight Sledding Adventure.  When you go sledding, image is everything, as you can see.  The more of an idiot you look like, the better!

Here I am with my chemistry goggles on.  Yea, i like stupid, but when you're going down the hill with ice splashing at your face, u'll be begging u had on chem goggles.

Nick, cruising down at blazing speeds.  We need flashlights since the North Woods of Skidmore College are PITCH BLACK!  We usually drop our flashlights a quarter of the way down the hill, so for the most part, we're going down blind.  This thrill is unmatched, trust me.

Look at that form, i told you we were professionals.  Unfortunately, u can see i have dropped my flashlight at this instance.  All that was left was total darkness, and then a BLINDING flash from the camera, which further impedes my vision. 

Climbing back up, i fell down.  Check out those sweet goggles though.  Damn thats hot!

After an exciting ride down the hills of the woods, we're off to a different ride.  The fat and lazy people carts at Wal-Mart!

Striking a pose on my pimp ride.

I am so immature, senior year, and i'm still sledding and pretending i'm handicapped at wal mart.  This pictures is of Dan and I freshmen year.  I was probably more mature then than now.  Wherre did that Linkin Park shirt go?

Here's Vanessa and I in NYC.  All i ever do is ditch her, thats why she doesn't want to stand next to me. 

Just chillin in the summertime

Flashing our gang signs, "the shocker"

Bootleg BBQ pit that i built last summer in my backyard in brooklyn for july 4th.  You know you liked that shit.

All you can eat sushi for $13.95.  This place will go down in history for me.

Here we are again, having sushi buffet.  I don't take many pictures, and the fact that there are 2 pictures of this place should give you the idea that i am no stranger to this place.

After sushi, some late night basketball.  We're improving our bball skills and night vision skills.  You gotta skills, chicks dig skills.

Ragbe and I jammin in my kitchen.  Fernando is back there too somewhere. Our band is coming along really well.  We practiced together once ,and that it.   I'm gonna be a rockstar someday...you watch

I mean, I already have rock star friends.  Like here, lead singer of Sugarcult and I just hangin out in the city.  Even though he's like my best friend,  I dont know his name , i just refer to him as lead singer of sugarcult.

Here's an even bigger rock-star, Saboor!  We're chiLLin here at his mansion in Pennsylavania.  Already livin the rock-star life, i dont see how its not gonna happen!!?  Be sure to pick up my CD andcome to my shows, all you xanga readers.

Currently Playing Favor House Atlantic By Coheed & Cambria see related

Wats this, New Weblog entry!?  You guessed it.  2 months back in Brooklyn was awesome.  I have yet to find a job, but hey, jury duty on monday, that kinda counts.  I do love jury duty, alst year I was chosen to be part of a jury and got this crazy quadruple murder and sodomy case, it was intense!  I hope i get something crazy like that again so that i can spend the rest of the summer doing something productive instead of staying up till the wee-hours of the night, every night and waking up when the summer school kids get out of school and wake me up with their high pitched voices.  I'm glad that i don't need a lot of money to be happy.  All I need are bums like myself to chill with.

Yesterday was awesome.  Rosena, Narvin, Jackson, Kevin and I met up to watch two movies on 34th street Loews theatre (I,Robot and Anchorman) and then ate all you can eat sushi at Brooklyn, $13.95.  Can't beat that.  Afterwards, Wang picked us up and we went to play some midnight basketball at Sheepshead Bay.  No shirts is so fun!  At around 2:00AM, we went to 7/11 to buy lotto tickets and drink those big ass big gulps and finally drove through Queens toward the Bronx to take Jackson home.   Kevin was dropped off on 23rd street Manhattan.  No sleep till brooklyn, our final stops.  Got home at 4 and slept at 5.  These random nights were the general theme of my summer of 2004.  More to come soon, peace out!

Currently Playing Page Avenue By Story of the Year see related

- Until The Day I Die

Story Of The Year concert, HOT!  When i was on the queue, i linked up with a buncha random british punks there and had a great music conversation about random bands like funeral for a friend, the Used, coheed and cambria, LP, Trapt, Hoobastank, Alkaline Trio, Thursday, NOFX, and of course, SOTY!  The show was crazy, they said london crowsd were better than any american crowd they ever had, but surely, they lied, haha.  After the show, i met the band and asked if it was true, they just laughed and said we had to say it, it was scripted.  I thought it was pretty funny, the hatred for americans, even at a rock concert!  Went to this rock club with them afterwards, but the crowd was too young, left, had mcdonalds, and slept.  I'm such an old man, those 17 year old kids have so much damn energy, shit yo.  Can't wait for warped tour and have another dose of story of the year!